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Revenge of the Fortune Cookies

27 Aug

Ahh, it seems like only yesterday I started to post the fortunes I got out of fortune cookies.

Turns out it wasn’t yesterday – it was over a year ago. And it’s been almost exactly a year since I last did a post in this series.

Today that ‘no fortunes’ streak ends. For I have been saving fortunes to share with you, Dear Reader. And now I shall slowly dole them out in a series of posts on the weekends only!


(Was that a situation for an evil laugh? I’m not too sure. What am I whispering about this for anyway? It’s the weekend; no one’s reading).

Anyway — onto the fortunes!

You will always have good luck in your personal affairs.

Excellent! I enjoy good luck, especially while dealing with personal affairs… in bed. *high school snicker*

You have an active mind and a keen imagination.

Hm… this seems familiar. No matter. I do like to repeatedly hear about how active and keen my mind and imagination are, respectively.

You have an ability to sense and know higher truth.

I hope that means I have latent psychic powers or something, because that would be awesome.

You will always have good luck in your personal affairs.

Heeeey, this seems familiar too. Like we’ve just seen it three fortunes ago. Oh! I guess we have.

And I’m not just repeating it to be funny — a set of fortune cookies I opened after one meal had two of the same fortune! I guess they didn’t shake up the box enough.

That’s all for this week’s fortune cookie edition! May your fortunes give you good luck in your personal affairs!

Fortune Cookies Again?!

1 Sep

That’s right, dear reader(s) – I’m resorting to a silly filler post this week. But I have a good reasons – illness and wedding planning

Not exactly a pleasant combo, eh?

I caught some sort of cold, or something, and was pretty out of it for a couple weeks. But thankfully I got some medicine from the doctor and now I’m feeling much, much better.

But the illness still interrupted quite a few of my plans. You know, leveling WoW characters, writing Shared Topic blog posts, oh, and that wedding planning thing. I got a bit delayed on that too.

And yes, it’s true — I’m getting married (that’s why The SA is not my boyfriend or husband, but fiancè. Crazy, right?). The date is October 10th, 2010 (hahahaha 10/10/10 — how clever of me, even if it is a Sunday), which means that I’m starting to enter my pre-panic phase of wedding planning. You know, the part where you wonder if you should be panicking, and then decide that no, full-blown panic can wait a few weeks or months, just like the rest of your plans.

Annnnyway, that means that in the time that I haven’t been sick, I’ve been sitting down with The SA after work to hammer down various details, like music choices and ceremony details, and marking down RSVPs and taking care of all the other stuff I forgot about.

But what has all of this have to do with Fortune Cookies? Well… nothing, except to give you more content about why this isn’t a WoW related post. ^_~v

The first fortune cookie fortune isn’t actually from one of mine! Nope, I pulled this fortune from ArtistSilk’s twitter feed (Silkspinner from ComplexActions fame). It reads…

Everything will soon come your way.

Silk writes of this fortune, “Are fortune cookies always this OMINOUS?” I would hypothesize that not too many would be intentionally ominous, as then people would stop buying fortune cookies. But I bet at least a quarter could be construed at ominous (Tall, dark strangers, anyone? Very ominous).

Also, it is extra hilarious when you add “in bed”.

Moving on, here is the next fortune, as pulled from my own fortune cookie:

You have an active mind and a keen imagination.

Why thank you for that glowing complement, fortune cookie! Next time I’ll use my active mind and keen imagination to actually cook something for dinner instead of ordering Chinese food! >.>

(Though, Chinese food is fairly economical, for premade food. The SA and I can get, combined, around 8 meals out of a near 30 dollar order. That’s a little less than 4 dollars a meal, which isn’t that bad at all, considering that our meals from Taco Bell typically end up being around 3.50 a person (and Taco Bell is cheap). Also, if you order extra white rice, you can use it to make various things that need cooked rice if you don’t want to cook your own rice (which I don’t). Last time I made some rice balls appetizer things that tasted very good with marinara sauce (they didn’t taste very good without the sauce). It involved hot rice, mozzarella cheese melted into said rice, and very sticky hands. Very sticky…)

Ahem. Enough of that aside! Here is the last fortune cookie fortune for the day!

Half of being smart is knowing what you are dumb about.

Oh, that’s comforting to hear. Er, read. Either way, I’m sure my active mind and keen imagination can figure out what I’m dumb about. Hopefully. Otherwise I think this fortune cookie just insulted me.


Fortune Cookie Filler

11 Jun

Now, whenever me and The SA get Chinese food, there are almost always fortune cookies. He doesn’t like to eat them, so I get them all (Yey! Tasty!).

And as you all surely know, there are fortunes inside of fortune cookies. And not only is there a fun game where you add ‘… in bed!’ to the end of them, sometimes there are also hilarious typos. So I’ve decided to share all the fortunes I get with all of you, so you can either laugh A) when you add ‘… in bed!’ to the end, or B) at the typos.

(You’ll have to mentally add the ‘… in bed!’, as I will be examining the fortunes specifically.)

Now onto the first fortune…

You display the wonderful traits of charm and courtesy.

The SA didn’t agree with this one, strictly speaking. I maintain that I have plenty of charm and courtesy, probably.

Friends long absent are coming back to you.

This one was kind of true, as I met with a whole bunch of my high school friends. Of course, that was when I was visiting my parents in my hometown, so they weren’t actually coming back to me, since I had to go to them. And I also had to leave the area again, because, you know, I don’t live there anymore… and I opened the fortune after it happened.

Your luck has been completely changes today.

Been completely changes, eh? Well, maybe that’s a good thing.

Stay tuned for more fortunes!