Me: Hm, I suppose we should make a Christmas list for Xena. What do you think she’d want? More sparkly balls? Another shoelace to chase around? Some treats and gooshy food?
The SA: A friend.
Me: … … … D: D: D:
The SA: … What?
Me: WE’RE HORRIBLE KITTY PARENTS. T_T
But does Xena really want a friend?
I’m still randomly crying out ‘A Friend!’ with much angst every now and then. I blame The SA for all of this.