Welcome to another Fortune Cookie Fortune Exposé! Today there are only two fortunes to look at, but they promise ‘everything’!
Everything will now come your way.
Ooo, how pleasant. I love it when everything comes my way — I assume it’s like when everything comes up roses — especially with instant gratification!
And our next fortune purports:
Everything will come your way.
See the difference? This won’t happen now.
I’m even more suspicious considering we’ve seen “Everything will SOON come your way” in a previous post.
I can see it now…
Oh man, I need more fortunes. Wait – I can just add a few words to this one and no one will notice they’re pretty much the same! “Everything will NOW come your way… Everything will SOON come your way… Everything will EVENTUALLY come your way… Everything will SOMEDAY come your way… Ooo, and if I change around the word ordering I’ll have even more unique fortunes!”
Well I’m onto your game, fortune cookie writer. I’m on to you.