Welcome back to another weekend fortune cookie adventure!
Or perhaps it’s a lack of adventure. Who knows?
These fortunes don’t. All of them seem to be rather… ambiguous in nature.
More ambiguous than usual, that is.
You have an ambitious nature and may make a name for yourself.
I may make a name for myself? Just leaving it as a possibility, eh? Way to cover your bases, fortune.
Speaking of covering your bases:
A cheerful letter or message is on its way to you.
This one doesn’t seem too wishy-washy, but take a closer look — it can’t make up it’s mind on whether it’s a letter (which is a rather specific form of communication) or a message. That’s right, one of the most vague ways of saying you’ll communicate with someone. Is it going to be an email? A conversation? Some smoke signals?! An airplane banner?! A telegram?! A burning bush?!?! WHAT WILL IT BE?!?!?!
(At least it’s going to be cheerful. Otherwise I’d have a real reason to panic.)
And our last decidedly undecided fortune:
There is a prospect of a thrilling time ahead for you.
Whoo! A thrilling time ahead (in bed)! But wait… a prospect of a thrilling time? That’s hardly a garauntee that there will be any thrill in the future. That means there’s a prospect of an unthrilling time too.
Or maybe you have to prospect to get your thrills.
Doesn’t he look thrilled?
I guess I’ll take a pass, then.
That’s all until next time, then! May your future fortunes possibly give you thrills!