Paraphrased Guild Chat From The Other Night
Me: I’ll be ready for the raid in just a minute. I need to go take care of dinner. Mmm, Texas Hash.
*I go afk*
Guildie 1: …
Guildie 2: Hash? For dinner??
Guildie 3: Just what are you making, Misha?
*I arrive back at the computer*
Me: Dammit, it’s not what you think.
Guildie 4: Suuuurrrrre it isn’t.
These are the people that have me heal them. A bunch of ingrates, I tells ya.
Now excuse me, I’m going to eat my leftover hash.